Bipartisanship is a political situation that occurs when two opposing parties work together to achieve common goals. To make creamy bipartisan eggs, heat a pan on low, throw some butter in, whip eggs with a fork in a bowl off to the side with some salt, slide into pan and with soft spatula simply push around and around on low heat till perfectly soft and creamy. Serve immediately with fresh cracked pepper. Cooking up a bipartison bill in Congress follows the same rules for preparation and passage. Warm up members of both Parties toward a particular cause, throw in some fat, whip up interest, soft peddle the details through Committee until it is put up for a vote, add some salty rhetoric while lobbying on low heat until the bill passes. Then, serve immediately with fresh funding. Here are a dozen Free Ranch Chicken Eggs ready for bipartisan scrambling. Pick one and give it a try: Policies that ensure children have access to high-quality, affordable health insuranc...
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