Bipartison Scrambled Eggs

Bipartisanship is a political situation that occurs when two opposing parties work together to achieve common goals.

 

To make creamy bipartisan eggs, heat a pan on low, throw some butter in, whip eggs with a fork in a bowl off to the side with some salt, slide into pan and with soft spatula simply push around and around on low heat till perfectly soft and creamy. Serve immediately with fresh cracked pepper.

Cooking up a bipartison bill in Congress follows the same rules for preparation and passage. Warm up members of both Parties toward a particular cause, throw in some fat, whip up interest, soft peddle the details through Committee until it is put up for a vote, add some salty rhetoric while lobbying on low heat until the bill passes. Then, serve immediately with fresh funding.

 

 Here are a dozen Free Ranch Chicken Eggs ready for bipartisan scrambling. Pick one and give it a try:

1. Policies that ensure children have access to high-quality, affordable health insurance and early development opportunities
2. Policies that seek to modernize workforce training and education systems to prepare today’s students and workers for the demands of an internationally-competitive and digital economy.
3.  Policies that take advantage of a wide variety of energy sources, including clean energy innovation, oil and gas, nuclear energy, and electricity.
4. Advancing ideas for reform in areas from public service and election administration to the inner workings of Congress.
5. Advance policy that improves health, health care and long-term care delivery and financing, health information technology and medical innovation, and health and housing options for seniors.
6. Support reforming our broken housing finance system and creating a healthy, stable, and affordable housing market in order to ensure a strong economy and a globally competitive country.
7. Advocate for comprehensive immigration reform by educating lawmakers about all aspects of the immigration debate, from border security and interior enforcement, to sanctuary cities and the impact of immigration on the labor force.
8. Advocate for policies aimed at increasing private sector investment in U.S. infrastructure projects by identifying gaps that preclude private investment, including legislative and regulatory barriers.
9. Advocate for bipartisan national security policies designed to meet our security challenges both abroad and at home.
10. Advocate for policies that strengthen and improve the U.S. retirement system, including Social Security, pensions, defined contribution savings vehicles such as 401(k)s, and other personal savings.
11. Advocate for a progressive code that benefits America’s hardworking families and their children, drives economic growth and creates a more competitive playing field for U.S. businesses and their workers.
12. Support making permanent paid family leave a priority and advocate the design, passage, and implementation of a program to meet the needs of working families.